Cheltenham, Gold Cup Day, Racing then was blown away
Coronavirus on the spread, jumps season, stops dead
Headlines are not so good, racing does as country should
Owners cannot have their day, why was racing made to pay?
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Tube stations, West End, lots of people round the bend
Gordon’s up, then he’s down, Willie’s got the trainers crown
Get them home and shut the door, we can’t go racing any more
The industry is at a halt, but how can this be all our fault?
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Closutton, Cullentra, Gordon’s trying to raise the bar
Honeysuckle, she won’t buckle, Blackmore’s nicked the gap
Benie’s dumpy, Willie’s grumpy, cos Townend had a nap
Al Boum will go for number three? Who will stop him, Monalee?
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Faugheen, what a scene, from the stands they flock
Brian Hughes, shiny shoes, hail the new champ jock
Tiger Roll is on the dole, the virtual ‘Nash’ is hard
But Davy Russell’s in the tussle, fences in his back yard
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Breeze-ups gone, no bid, Blogger’s got the Covid
Kameko makes Oisin smile, flat out up the Rowley Mile
Ryan Moore wants lots Love, a filly sent from heaven above
Siskin, Lyons, Curragh stars, €80 million for empty bars!
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Royal Ascot, no Queen, Oh, what a dreary scene
Battaash does the blitz, his poor lad is near in bits
No beer, Palace Pier, and Jessie’s Alpine Star
Gold Cup, Strad’s is up, Doyle and Marquand going far
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Epsom downs, Derby day, Serpentine goes all the way
Emmet’s name is in the sand, Aidan gave a helping hand,
Ghaiyyath eclipses up the straight, Enable will have to wait
Sussex Stakes, on the brakes, Mohaather is all it takes
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Donnacha’s the new O’Brien, French Oaks, that’s mine
Lyons, Keane on the go, snap the Oaks with Even So
Kentucky Derby moved to the fall, but Baffert still, is on the ball
Questions asked, horse infected, but the Blogger’s resurrected!
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Galway, Bellewstown, through the country, up and down,
We struggle on, day by day, Laytown is washed away
Can owners come yet? Don’t ask, shut up and wear yer mask
But give the credit, there are a few, stand up Jennifer Pugh
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A red hood, he must be good, Ghaiyyath’s on the track
When asked to go, he’s just too slow, Magical fights back
Champions day is like a wake, let us back for goodness sake
Colin Keane? No Ryan Moore? Ballydoyle have shut the door
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Classic winners, money spinners, Baffert's got the lot
Dreal Deals, handicapper squeals, McNally lands the pot
The Shunter wins, the punter sins, the stewards are on the rack
Too much attention, don’t even mention, Bolger’s on the attack
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Aidan’s on a merry dance, if you’ve got drugs, don’t go to France!
Tony Mullins, Paddy Kehoe, look at Princess Zoe go
Geraghty gives up the whip, before JP says jump the ship
Get them in, your 10 to Follow, what’s Willie done with Ferny Hollow?
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Oisin’s on the Twitter, but he is not bitter, he has to take a rap
The coke’s no joke, there is no smoke, even for a genial chap
Wootton Bassett, if he has it, he’s Galileo’s heir?
Apple’s Jade, look what she made, the Morans like to share!
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Pointers sellin’, auctioneers yellin’, the euros rising higher
Jonbon’s the one, but we’re not done, Getaway’s on fire
Bowes and Doyles, the pointing miles, Minellas from John Nallen,
Ted won’t take them, you can’t make him, he just loves Envoi Allen
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The winter hits, days grow dark, has Altior lost his spark?
Politologue tingles on the track, Nicholls’ got his mojo back
Podcasts, Ante-post, who can fit in the most
King George, Savills Chase, who’ll keep up Gold Cup pace?
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So 2020, you gave us plenty, but be gone, we’ll tip the hat.
Sad days, no other ways, we said farewell to Pat
December’s here, we’ve no cheer, times are feeling stark,
Best wishes for the new year, to fight like Paisley Park